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OMG, Kylamay is such a dork!
Did you see the outfit Kylamay was wearing today?! UH-GLY!
Got my tutor today- it's Kylamay! HELP ME!
Caught Kylamay candy binging in the bathroom- LOSER!
Heard Kylamay doesn't really have a boyfriend- made him up!
PART ONE- The Bully
I smiled as I scrolled through the Tweets on Kyla May's profile. We were all attacking her in the best ways possible. After all, everybody went on Twitter, so of course she saw them. It was perfect! Maybe she'd finally switch schools. Kyla May is a terrible person. Everybody hates her.
I know that I sound like a jerk, but whatever. It's for the best! She's a threat to my status, and all threats must be eliminated! Why? Simple- she's perfect. Her blonde hair is always naturally straight and I heard her highlights were real! She's tall, thin, and athletic. I have to struggle to straighten my brown hair and I get my highlights done every month. I'm only five and a half feet and sports are definitely not my thing. I'd
Memory Core OC Profile>Accessing Aperture Science Mainframe
>Open Aperture Science Artificial Intelligence Personality Sphere Databank Y/N?
Aperture Science Artificial Intelligence Personality Sphere File #00501
Designation: Memory Core
Human Designation: Ebonite
Gender Recognition: Female
Appearance: Basic core design, with white handles and a bright blue Aperture Science logo on white optical receptor.
Aperture Science Human Espionage Appearance: Modified Aperture Science Human Espionage Core uniform. Contains a long white Aperture Science lab coat with dark blue Aperture Science logo on back. Wears long-sleeved dark blue shirt and knee-length white skirt. Has black loafers. Eyes are bright blue and wears dark blue headphones repeating the Aperture Science Rules and Regulations, verbal maps of the entire premises, and names and file numbers of every robot, core, container, or room on premises. Has a visual age of twenty-five years, and appears five
Shelby Mocherie's HoedownPeople always tease my dad
Because he has no hair
All they see is forehead
Straight up to there
But I hope it doesn't bother him
It doesn't bother me
My dad is freaking awesome
Cause he's Colin Mocherie
They constantly make fun of him
Like that guy over there
Well gosh guys it's not his fault
He has barely no hair
So stop making fun of him
Or I'll beat up you
Plus he still gets way more sex
Than either Brad or Drew
Of Snake Charmers and TreesThere are mathematicians
that calculate the gravitational
pull that tethers us to one another,
teasing sense out of the fabric
of Time and Space like
wizened snake charmers.
I thought them so horribly
unromantic, searching for
logic amidst wildflowers-
reasoning being reason enough
to put one foot in front
of the other each day.
True beauty lay printed
on petals and pages,
where I delved for pearls;
the patterns in the pathos
intriguing me into each
rising of the sun.
I do not remember when
it occurred to me that
without fractals there would
be no trees, nor without love
would people have any reason
to calculate the distances that
separate them from their muses.
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